Episode 12 - Goo bhora!!!!!!!

Ndainge ndaenda kuhostel kunotora Amina kuti timbofamba zvedu. Kucamp uku kwainge kuri kudondo zvako zvekuti mukangowana mukana maikwanisa kushaikwa pamap. Ndazomutora zvangu tikambotenderera tichiona vamwe. Apa ndaive ndatoona kuti ndatopedza basa guru and hapana chandaidawo kubva kwaari chakanyanya. Mukudaro mese umu ndakadzidza hangu something. Ukatora time kuziva munhu, almost anyone can become someone special in your life. Kwete kuti ndaive ndawira panaAmina but she had a good character zvake. Just that noone ever took time to really know her.

Zvisinei aindiudza kuti aive asati ambodanana nemukomana muhupenyu hwake. Paakandishocker she said, " I have a very good feeling about you and me." Mafess angu munhu anga atovona future? Ini ah? Ndakaita sendisina kuzvinzwa because i was not going to subject myself to taunts from the other guys. These 2 days had been hell enough but the mission had to go on. Ukabhadharwa ita basa! Takabva tasvika kuEnd kweCamp kwaive kusina mahostel. Pataive tiri ukangoyambuka karukova kaivepo waibva watobuda muCamp macho and yaizove out of bounds. Ko ndaigotyei? Ndakamutora neruoko mwana akabva andidhonza zvekuramba. I whispered in her ear, "It's ok sweety, tiri kungoenda apo." Akabva ataridza kunyaririra akauya neni.

Takasvika pane zimuti ndikabva ndamusudurudza pamuti ndakamubata muchiuno ndakamutaris. Akamboda kunditi ndee mumaziso zvikaramba nekunyara akatarisa pasi achinyemwerera. I lifted her face by the chin and i kissed her. She simply froze and i ran my hands slowly through her body going up. Pandakasvika pamazamu akamboda kuresista temptation yedhara. Achibvisa ruoko ndichiisa rimwe pakazoita nguva yekuti akangondirega ndichiita madiro. My left hand hoyo kusimudza skirt yemwana ndichimukissa. Kungomubata paya pakakosha kunzwa zvairi Lake Kariba zvayo kunyorova. Ndakamutangisa nechigunwe caressing her slowly and rubbing her. Akabva andisundira kwakadaro zvikanzi 'Tony, no!' Ndakabva ndamuti 'It's ok we can wait, just know i care about you.' We started walking back.

Amina akabva amira akanditarisa and she said, "I have this urge to kiss you and i don't know why." Then i said to her, "So what's stopping you!" She leaned forward akandikissa and everything i did this time haana kuramba. Ndakasimudza skirt yake so varume, ndikamupindurudza akabva akatarisa uko akabata muti ndokubva ndapfekera pant rake parutivi. Ini chombo changu bvaru muLake Kariba muya zvinyoro nyoro. Zvaitoda easy because she was tight handaimbokwanisa kunyudza kahwani. Ko ndaizivei Amina akaridza imwe mhere yekuti kana zvikara zvemusango zvaitiza. Ndakabva ndamuti 'just relax' but aigonzwei ini ndichiedza kunyudza chombo zvinepunch. Kudai kahwani, kepiri, ketatu akati zvorwadza. Ini ndikati asatye ndoita zvinyoro nyoro. Zvakatosvika pakuti aitadza kubatirira pamuti apera simba, akamboedza kubata shirt yangu uku akachema kurwadza haa varume ndakanzwa parere moyo kuti yes mukadzi ndadhingura all systems out. Zvakazoguma avekuchema kurwadziwa ndikaona kuti apa virgin ndingaikuvadze. Mukudaro hatina kumbozomirira zvakawanda, aive onyara kana kunditarisa akangotora twake achimhanya mhanya ndiye nange kumahostel.......

Episode 11 - Mutakunanzva

Saka zviitiko zvakazoda kuti zviitike kuhigh skuru uko. Tanga tapinda musecond term ende ndanga ndadzika midzi mumaGame angu zvisina doubt. I was on top of the world and on top of my game. Twusikana twuri funny, twunokabira nezvinhu zvisina kana basa rese. Kubva kumaForm 1 kusvika kumaUpper Sixth hapana aisaziva 'muLower anonzi Tony kana kuti Big Willy'. Musafunge kuti ndiri kuzvipa nyembe, pavasikana ndaive benzi rinoziva zvarinoita varume. Mwari vakasika vanhukadzi kufadza inini.

Mukutanga kwesecond term iyi maLower Sixth taive neCamp. Hapana waisara yaive yemunhu wese. Mukuenda kuCamp uku ndiyo nguva yandaida kunyatsovona vasikana vainge varipo pagroup redu. Zvinonetsa kunyatsovona kara dziripo pamunosangana muclass, ini chikoro ndaida saka muclass ndaive munhu kwaye. Haa horait chokwadi chiri chekuti muclass ungazotarisa magero chirudziyi? KuCamp kuya ndivingwe nechikwata chemakoso vane proposal. Ndakamboda kuramba but pakaburitswa mari ndipo pakatendeuka moyo. But nyaya yacho anga ari mahwani guys. 4 of these girls came to me vachiti vaita problem inoda hubenzi hwangu. Pane musikana wavainge vaburana naye nyaya yacho ndisingazive kuti yanga iri yei chaizvo. Handina kuda kuziva zvakawanda zvangu. What i had to do was kunyenga sisi ava, ndavanyenga ndobva ndaita kuti awire zvisina akambovona then camp yapera ndomudonhedza zvangu kunge asipo. Plan iyi yanga yakaipira chinhu 1, aizovengwa ndini. Mumukore iwoyo $1000 yaive mari inotyisa ini pocket money paterm ndichipiwa kana $300. Kana vakadzi vachiita kuti ndifunge sebenzi mari iri kumashure nepadiki. I agreed but with reservations.

The real problem was not that i was worried about being hated by the girl but she wasn't all that. I mean she was right betwee ugly and ok. The kind of girl you can go home with after a drunken night out but not the girl you would parade to your fellas. Aive akareba, akaonda, mazamu uchiita ekutsvaka...... regai ndinyarare reputation yangu ichiripo. Anyway that night ndakatanga kutaudzana naye kunge munhu aingotsvakawo nyaya. Sometimes unopinda nedifferent angle kana uchida maresults. Taiita magroup activity ndikangotanga nemuwanzira, iye achidzorera zvichingodaro. Takazoti tazogara pasi tave 2 manje. Ndipo pandakazotanga kumubvunza nezvake sekunge ndaitoda kuziva. Zvakagumira ipapa husiku iwoyo. Mangwana acho ndakangotanga kubvunza vamwe vasikana kuti 'ko Amina aripi?' Paakazondiona nyika yese yainge yoziva kuti Tony was looking for Amina all day. Mafess angu remember, those are free marks. Any musikana will start wondering why afungwa nemukomana kudaro and nenature yevanhukadzi i promise you hapashaye kana mumwe chete who will suggest kuti musikana afarirwa. Free marks varume!

Husiku hwacho takaerekana tongoteverana, kwaaenda ndiriko, kwandiri ariko. Ndakamuperekedza kuhostel kwavo then tasvika i told her that she was such a lovely girl. Mwana ndakaona kufara mumeso ake. That was my sign, ndakabva ndamuudza kuti iwaya mazuva maviri atainge tatanga kutaura ndakabva ndaona hupenyu from a different angle. Akakabira. I hate to say this but vasikana sometimes muri mastupid imi. Ungabva wawira kudaro ne2 days? Kanganise mangwana acho ndakapinda muOverdrive chaiyo ndichitofamba ndakamubata ruoko, dai aiziva kuti mubhadharo ndiwo waimunyenga angadai akanditsvakira pfuti. Takapedza zuva rese tichipembedza rudo mwanasikana achifara zviya zvekufara kuti azodiwawo. Husiku hwacho manje.......

Episode 10 - Line up

Vakomana regai ndikubatiseyi zvandakazoona kuLower Sixth uko! Ndaive ndaenda pachikoro chiri bho manje kwakazara mabhebhi zvisina akambovona. Nezuva rekutanga i had a clessing in my life, ok it was a half blessing but kusvikira ikozvino ndikaifunga nyaya iyi moyo unofara mhani. Munoziva kana uri paNew school unombotanga nedzungu mbijana but as time moves ukaita comfortabkle unokwanisa kuita zviri nani nenguva yako. Pachikoro apa ndakasanga nevasikana 3 vakanaka zvandisati ndambovona ini. Inzwai

Wekutanga ainzi Mabel. Vakomana paive negonyet remusikana because negaro rake aikwana kumashure kwePick up chete. Waiti uri mumashure make achifamba so meso ako anenge achingoti 'left, right, left, right' rikasimukura kurudyi, rosimukira kuruboshwe riri round kudai. Boys dzangu paive negero rakatsvuka zviya zvekutsvuka. Kumeso kwake pachokwadi kwanga kusina kunyanyonaka zvenyembe maziso ake aive akanaka asina kunyanyokura kana kunyanyoita madiki. Aikanganiswa nemaziromo (sorry bhebhi this is the nicest way i could put it). Mazamu ake waitombofunga kuti akayamwisa rimwe gore chete but aive asina kukura zvinosemesa ba. Unoziva zamu riya rekuti maoko anonyatsozara wakanhafa but risina kunyanyopfava zviya zvemvana yanzwa nekungobatwa mazamu. Kashoma kuona mukadzi ane mazamu akati kurei asi achinyatsomira kuti tasa. Vakomana ndaiti ndaona Mabel kana pabreak paya ndaitoda kumwa mvura kudaro. Ndakamunyenga zvangu but mwana aive muchoppaz zvekuti kana neni nehubenzi hwangu ndakasiyana nazvo ndichakwanisa. Zvisinei ndikamuona parizvino kana asati afuta ndinomutema chete promise! Mabel i miss you

The second girl was called Catherine. Kanga kari kamupfanha mukore iwoyo ari muForm 2 but unoziva panoita kamwana kakadeveloper kupinda vanhu vezera rake? Ari nevamwe vezera rake i couldnt help but think kuti kamwana aka is in the wrong age group. Main feature yake was the ass, vakomana munoziva uyu weporno anonzi Cherokee? Ndiyo league yacho iyoyo, garo rake wagarisa vana vacheche 2 kana 3 vakatotamba vakafara. Kuzoti pameso Catherine was THE most born sugar manje. Ndinofarira hangu vasikana vakatsuka but that girl was the sweetest dark chocolate God ever made. THE SWEETEST. I remember aifarira kuyisa lip gloss inovayima pamalips ake so zvekuti ukada kumakissa waienda kudenga chete. Funny enough mwana aindida iyeye but munguva iyoyo handina kubvira ndada kumuita bhebhi rangu. Ndaimhanyisana nemumwe zvangu but now ndave kudemba kuti dai ndakamboedza kurova zvinhu kahwani chete. I met her last year but these days awonda haachanyanyonakidza kuvona zvake, garo richiripo but isu tinoda madzimai anenyama but akanditi ndikwire handirambe.

Wetatu was in Form 3. Mary...... vakomana vakomana Mwari pavakagarira pasi vakapagona. Kwandiri ndiye musikana aive nayo iya inonzi 'sex appeal' zviya zvekuti ungati atorera vamwe vasikana vese sex appeal yacho. She was tall, slim yet curvy, anga anesucker pakati pemazino ake, meso ake ari bright zvinerunako mukati. Skin yake yave nekakuvaimira so from being smooth and anga asina anything chiri out of proportion paari. Kuzoti voice rake mafess? Achitaura neni all i could imagine was achichemerera ini ndichimupa zvinhu zvake. Error yakazoitika apa was that mumwe mufess wangu akadhaivhira koso tisati tada kukanda shoko otherwise tisangane parizvino tinopedzerana.

Episode 9 - Eventually

Saka from the day yandakadhinhikana naCharmaine hapana zvakanyanya zvakambozobuda mazviri. I became a very busy man mazuva aitevera and considering that she never really called me it was a matter of time before kaspark kaya kashamura. Despite what happened naChido before (which was a very special case) I had a policy yekuti musikana haarambwi just in case ukada kudzokera. Chero ndisingadi musikana sei varume handimurambi I will do everything in my power kumubhohwa kana kuti iye anzwe kunge zvisiri kumufambira. Akangondiramba chete tinenge tagona basa! Munogona kuzosangana 5 years later ari single ukamutsa maprevious and pakadaro ndipo panonakidza because vashoma vakadzi vanenge vachida rudo rweserious but she feels safe kuti maimbove mese. And kana usina kumuboora its still all good because pane that ‘ex’ factor (the gift and the curse because ex factor inokwanisa kukukuvadza when that person does not take kindly to exes)

It happened according to plan naCharmaine. Ndakabva ndaenda kuBulawayo for about a month before form 4 results abuda zvekuti munguva iyoyo handina kana kumufonera kana kamwechete zvako. Musikana anozokudawo after that ibenzi chete. Ndakadhumhana naye zvangu and acted like aitove shamwari yangu yandanga ndisina kuona in ages and never hinted on any prior relationship. Plan yakashanda and she got the hint and never complained but I should have known because she later on became responsible for one of the worst experiences of my life and I am sure it was payback chaiyo. Mudzimai akaita grudge newe kuzoona rapera unenge waripa zvirokwazvo mudhara. For now all you have to know is musikana uyu has been telling the world a lot of shit about me since then. Tichasangana zvedu one day kurokesheni.

Not much to share today guys stories continue next week.

Episode 8 - first date

Now that zvanga zvafamba naCharmaine I was hoping that everything would just fit into place like a glove. I had my doubts hangu because it was rather ‘too easy’ in a way. Vakomana munozviziva inga wani! Zvinodawo kamothers kanomboramba ramba kambichana unobva wanyatsoziva kuti nyangwe ripi bhambi rinozama rinombowona moto kana kuti harina kana door.

Taive tambodhonza mazuva akati kuti tichitaura zvedu pafoni ndichidzika midzi plus kubatanidza bhanzi rekuzonyatsoimpressa pafirst date ka! I organised a date for the weekend because I knew she wouldn’t be at school which was the logical thing to do. The day rataifanira kusangana she called me (which she had not done before kubvira tadanana, rombe) then she apologised saying asara ega kuden saka she would not be able to make it. For isusu madhara azvo that was no problem ndakabva ndamubvunza kuti big family iri kudzoka nguvai ndimuvhakachire. Chivindi ndaive nacho ende ndinotoshaya kuti chakabvepi because pamabhebhi ndipo pandaida kutaridza huhombarume hwese. Charmaine said to me “Come right now if you can babie because that will give us a few hours since I have work to do and cooking as well.” Handina kuda kukakarisana neplan iri bhoo kudaro. A few hours?! Good shit mhani!

I found my way there within 45 minutes after she lived in the next neighbourhood, dai kusiri kuti ndaive mutown nakudhara ndakatokurumidza kupinda mumaraini avo. Ndasvika kudai bhebhi akabva anditi “Sisi vebasa varipo and actually ihama yamhamha saka enda neuko and jamba fence nekuseri.” I have to admit I was scared but I went willingly hoping that kushinga kwangu kuchabhadharwa zviri right. Ndajamba fence paya takaenda straight kubedroom kwake which she seemed to share with her sisters. It was just a bloody crowded house man! That was the least of my worries.

Tasvika kudaro ndakanyepedzera kuda kutaura nyaya zvishoma just not to make my intentions obvious but ndakainonokera colgate machinda! She was on top of me before I realised it! Now it started off well zidako softaz riri mumaoko nekukura kwaro ndanga ndakanyatsorishunya zvekufara zviya. Ndakatombokanganwa ka kuti I was at someone else’s house! It was just going too well baba! Kuzoti kiss kudai? Ndakanzwa kunge rurimi rwangu rwazvomorwa neVacuum cleaner zvekuti it can get detached from my mouth anytime. Guys mothers vaisagona kutsvoda ivavo and let me not even start about the bad breath. NO NO NO, this was NOT happening to me! Saliva everywhere seemed like she was now kissing my face not my mouth. Fantasy quickly turned into a nightmare, she was nowhere near experienced or having the slightest hint of what she was doing. Is this why ndirini ndega ndaimuona sengirozi iwo ari makumbo enyoka zvawo? Boys dzangu I tried to slow it down kuti kuda ndingadzidzisawo munhu pashoma but maya kwanga kusina iyoyo. That huge ass started becoming less and less important, all I could see was those tiny tits and a really really nasty chick. The grass wasn’t greener on the other side machinda kwanga kune draught uko!

Ndakangozovhara vhara ma-one imwe iya iya kuti ndichingoenda, I played my ‘I don’t want to move too fast because I really see so much potential with us’ card. I needed to get out of there quick! Charmaine agreed hake but I think she sensed that I had been put off. This was the first time in my life that I got turned off pamusikana zvekuti ndaisada kumuona and best believe it was not that last! Ndakabudamo ndichimhanya and on the way kumakombi (after she left of course) ndaingopfira pfira mate kunge kambwanana ungati ndanga ndadya chinhu chakaora. I learnt a valuable lesson in life that day!

Episode 7 - Tapinda tapinda

The moment she took the cellphone kuti aise number i knew kuti ndichamufonyora kusvikira asisagone kufunga mwana uyu. Ndakabva ndapihwa maInstruction ekuti don't call after six because dhedhi vanenge vadzoka. Munoziva vana vekuHigh school vabereki protect them kunge vachazovaroora varivo. Ndisati ndaenda ndikamuti "My name is Wilton by the way, you can call me Tony." She says to me. "I'm Charmaine." akabva asekerera and she went her merry way.

Handina kuda kubvira ndamufonera that night. Sometimes as a man its best to look as busy as possible kuti azasofunge kuti uri rombe rinongoswerombeya muTown. Ndanga ndiri paForm 4 holiday ini i had sooooooooooo much time to kill. Zvisineyi hazvo pamberi nenyaya ndanga ndakamuplannira horror yerudo maximum nyengaring time 2 weeks! Ndakazomufonera iri Wednesday ndikambotaura naye kambichana. Mubhuku rangu remaTactics ndaiziva kuti within 2 weeks ndinenge ndatove muVocabulary yake zvekuti ndikasafona aitogaya kuti pamwe ndadyiwa nechimwe chinhu. Mukutaurirana kwedu chokwadi waiona kuti pane chemistry apa. I dont know why but for some reason i got the feeling that she never really had too many guys ask her out. She tried to hide it but ndaizviona kuti arikutapirirwa neni ende ndaibva ndawedzera moto kuti zvipise.

My charms worked faster than viagra with this one. So much for the thrill of the chase which had been so exciting, she was easier than i anticipated. Apa changa chasara ka was kungomukandira shoko and i was sure kuti she would be mine. But there was a problem. I was still dating Chido at the time and i needed to get rid of her. The truth is guys ini i wanted an exclusive relationship one at a time where i could concentrate on musikana wangu till the very last (besides the fact yekuti vanhu vemumaSmall town ukahura unobatwa chop chop!). It didnt take much to finish off naChido which i managed to achieve within a few days. I wont repeat nyaya yacho munoiziva mese.

So now lets continue from the day when we parted ways naChido. After that last hug and kiss i knew kuti now i was a free man and ndaikwanisa kuchinyenga Charmaine zvekumuita bhebhi rangu one time. I did not waste time musi iwoyo, i went straight home and call the girl. Takambotaura a good hour while i gathered up enough courage to finally say the magic words, "Will you be my girlfriend?" Ndambobatwa nebuka varume because she paused kambijana and i was now scared kuti ndingangobhambiswa nekoso. Akabva anditi " Errmmmm ok, ya." ndikati yachata! Ndakazoswera ndichingozvibigga kuti ndiri dhara one mbama to another, ndombonzaniko?

Simba rekupedzisa zvakazoitika paFirst date handichina but i promise i will do that soon, untill next time!