Episode 8 - first date

Now that zvanga zvafamba naCharmaine I was hoping that everything would just fit into place like a glove. I had my doubts hangu because it was rather ‘too easy’ in a way. Vakomana munozviziva inga wani! Zvinodawo kamothers kanomboramba ramba kambichana unobva wanyatsoziva kuti nyangwe ripi bhambi rinozama rinombowona moto kana kuti harina kana door.

Taive tambodhonza mazuva akati kuti tichitaura zvedu pafoni ndichidzika midzi plus kubatanidza bhanzi rekuzonyatsoimpressa pafirst date ka! I organised a date for the weekend because I knew she wouldn’t be at school which was the logical thing to do. The day rataifanira kusangana she called me (which she had not done before kubvira tadanana, rombe) then she apologised saying asara ega kuden saka she would not be able to make it. For isusu madhara azvo that was no problem ndakabva ndamubvunza kuti big family iri kudzoka nguvai ndimuvhakachire. Chivindi ndaive nacho ende ndinotoshaya kuti chakabvepi because pamabhebhi ndipo pandaida kutaridza huhombarume hwese. Charmaine said to me “Come right now if you can babie because that will give us a few hours since I have work to do and cooking as well.” Handina kuda kukakarisana neplan iri bhoo kudaro. A few hours?! Good shit mhani!

I found my way there within 45 minutes after she lived in the next neighbourhood, dai kusiri kuti ndaive mutown nakudhara ndakatokurumidza kupinda mumaraini avo. Ndasvika kudai bhebhi akabva anditi “Sisi vebasa varipo and actually ihama yamhamha saka enda neuko and jamba fence nekuseri.” I have to admit I was scared but I went willingly hoping that kushinga kwangu kuchabhadharwa zviri right. Ndajamba fence paya takaenda straight kubedroom kwake which she seemed to share with her sisters. It was just a bloody crowded house man! That was the least of my worries.

Tasvika kudaro ndakanyepedzera kuda kutaura nyaya zvishoma just not to make my intentions obvious but ndakainonokera colgate machinda! She was on top of me before I realised it! Now it started off well zidako softaz riri mumaoko nekukura kwaro ndanga ndakanyatsorishunya zvekufara zviya. Ndakatombokanganwa ka kuti I was at someone else’s house! It was just going too well baba! Kuzoti kiss kudai? Ndakanzwa kunge rurimi rwangu rwazvomorwa neVacuum cleaner zvekuti it can get detached from my mouth anytime. Guys mothers vaisagona kutsvoda ivavo and let me not even start about the bad breath. NO NO NO, this was NOT happening to me! Saliva everywhere seemed like she was now kissing my face not my mouth. Fantasy quickly turned into a nightmare, she was nowhere near experienced or having the slightest hint of what she was doing. Is this why ndirini ndega ndaimuona sengirozi iwo ari makumbo enyoka zvawo? Boys dzangu I tried to slow it down kuti kuda ndingadzidzisawo munhu pashoma but maya kwanga kusina iyoyo. That huge ass started becoming less and less important, all I could see was those tiny tits and a really really nasty chick. The grass wasn’t greener on the other side machinda kwanga kune draught uko!

Ndakangozovhara vhara ma-one imwe iya iya kuti ndichingoenda, I played my ‘I don’t want to move too fast because I really see so much potential with us’ card. I needed to get out of there quick! Charmaine agreed hake but I think she sensed that I had been put off. This was the first time in my life that I got turned off pamusikana zvekuti ndaisada kumuona and best believe it was not that last! Ndakabudamo ndichimhanya and on the way kumakombi (after she left of course) ndaingopfira pfira mate kunge kambwanana ungati ndanga ndadya chinhu chakaora. I learnt a valuable lesson in life that day!

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